Providence Bachelorette Party Success
A Must Read for All Participants
There's nothing worse then someone ruining the entire party night for everyone else. Here's what you should know prior to the night starting, and the rules everyone should follow to make sure no one gets in trouble...and if they do, how to get them out of it.

Bachelorette Party Oath A bachelorette party oath should always be said over a drink at the beginning of the party. This gets everyone on the same page should questions arise at a later date over the happenings of the brides last big evening before marriage. Everyone should read the oath together at the same time. Typical Bachelorette Party Oath I, (state your name) do solemnly swear that as a woman of the world I will respect and honor my sisters. I will not reveal the secrets of the evening. I understand that violating this treatment will spread bad karma upon my being and may result in increased bloating and cramping. If asked about the happenings of the evening I shall reply: "Oh, you know, girl stuff, like opening presents and decorating the party with streamers. The brides grandmother was there" You want to have an answer when the men ask what you've been up to, so a boring one is the best. As soon as guys hear the words "decorating" and "streamers", they tune out immediately. That's just the way they're built. No other information about the evening will need to be disclosed. The following is a printable contract for those attending the party: BACHELORETTE OATH OF SECRECY In the Contract/Oath below, you must adhere to all guidelines and procedures in a strict fashion. When the document refers to the Bachelorette, she will be signified as "Queen B" and the girls consisting of the Bachelorette party as "Divas." Please take the following document as serious (seriously funny) as possible since it will provide hours of fun and memories. I ______________ solemnly swear that on the weekend of ____________, 2004 in celebration of ___________'s Bachelorette party, I will abide by the following rules and regulations: 1. There will be, in no way, pictures with boys, men, or any animals while the Bachelorette party is in progress. Failure to follow this rule will automatically make you lose your Diva status for the weekend. 2. You will consume alcoholic beverages and promote drunkenly misconduct in the safest and most appropriate fashion. If you are a sober driver or have a note from a doctor, you are excused from drinking but you must still promote animalistic behavior. 3. You must never leave a single Diva or the Queen Bee unattended, due to boys-men who are termed as Vultures, Sharks, Pigs, Mars, Tools for Procreation, etc. 4. A Diva who has too much alcohol or has poor taste and is speaking with sleazy unattractive boys/men for more than one minute must be escorted back to the Diva Layer for protection and to save herself from embarrassment (which would have possibly occurred the following morning). 5. Embarrassing the Bachelorette at least once per hour is mandatory. Embarrassment can only take the form of attracting attention toward the Queen B, and includes but is not limited to, finding Boys or Men (prey) to help in satisfying the "Bachelorette checklist" or Suck 4 Buck T-Shirt, waving adult party favor items in front of the Queen B, dressing the Queen B up in ridiculous outfits that Aunt Edna wouldn't even wear, and keeping the Queen B up as late as possible! 6. Loud, obnoxious outbursts are welcome during the Bachelorette festivities with at least one type of alcohol shot purchased by the Divas for Queen B consumption. 7. Dancing is required by you and it is important to make sure all Divas and Queen B are participating. 8. In case of the emergency of a Diva needing to pray to the porcelain goddess or visit Mr. Tidy Bowl Man, it is essential that you make sure one Diva goes with the other Diva In Need (DIN). 9. It is your responsibility to commute to a more exciting atmosphere when Queen B and/or Diva energy is dwindling. You must interact with other Divas to form a plan in moving to a more exciting environment. 10. You will not, at any time, think of work-related matters. If work does consume your mind, you will forfeit Diva status and be seen as an outcast by the Divas. 11. Before signing the document below, I will say out loud, "What happens at 's Bachelorette party STAYS at 's Bachelorette party!" (Signature of Diva)_______________________________ Date__________ (Signature of Diva In Charge)________________________ Date________ Who to Invite Even though you want this to be as surprising and fun as possible, getting the bride-to-be's opinion will be of great help. The last thing you want to do is unknowingly invite her old college roommate that she secretly hates. Of course all of the brides maids in the wedding party will be in attendance. Make sure to get their names or addresses from the bride-to-be or the bride-to-be's mother. Also make sure that the people you are including are also invited to the wedding. It is custom these days to invite the future in-laws as well. This includes mother-in-law, sister-in-laws, and people close to the "other sides" family. Bear in mind that they do not have to be included for the whole evenings events. If you just want to have close friends for the majority of the evening, make a lunch or diner in advance that everyone will be invited to. Who Not to Invite Ex-girlfriends of the groom, no matter how close you are with them. Alcohol and the emotions of a soon to be wedding can cause things to be said that are better left buried. Also, no one wants to hear comparisons between the two only weeks before the wedding. Others to be left of the guest list include; girls the bachelorette is uncomfortable around. This is her evening, she should be in as good a mood as possible. If you have a friend that is not able to control herself around others, it's best that she probably not be invited. You don't want anything ruining the evening. The Food & Beverages The Eats Make sure that everyone knows in advance what their food obligations are. If there are only a couple girls helping with the preparation of the food, have them arrive at the party before it starts to that everything can be set up before the party starts. If you are having a theme party, make sure that all the girls know in advance what it is so that they can prepare the food accordingly. You might find it useful to keep a list of what people are committing to in order to avoid bringing too many duplicate items. Don't forget to have at least one person bake a penis shaped cake. After all, it is a bachelorette party. If you are having food prepared by a vendor, make sure that you confirm with them in advance what time you expect it to be ready for the party. The Drinks Make sure to have a large variety of drinks for the ladies attending. Mixed drinks, wine, and beer should all be on the menu for the evening's festivities. Make sure to pick up enough in advance to avoid having to do a "booze run" in the middle of the party. Alcohol doesn't spoil so don't worry about leftovers. Make sure to have enough mixers on hand for the party as well. Soda, tonic, and many pre-made drinks mixes can all be purchased at your local food market. If you plan on blending smoothies or any iced drinks, you should pick up some bags of ice as well. Your automatic ice maker will not be able to keep up with the demand of the popular drinks. If you have a limo coming, make sure to put together a box of the drinks you plan on bringing in. You might want to avoid the fancy stuff, as things tend to get a bit messy in a crowded vehicle. Some limos will come with ice already provided, but you might want to bring some just in case. The Strippers A bachelorette party is just "a party" if there are no strippers. The whole point of the evening in making sure to send the lady-of-honor off in a way she'll never forget. There is no better way to do it than having a hot, built, sensual, stripper take off his clothing and lavishing all his energy on her. Make sure to order your male entertainment far in advance during busy season, as the guys book up quick. There are many different types of shows that can be ordered, make sure to get one that fits your bachelorette's fantasy. If you are having a theme party, you might want to have your stud come dressed in form. From mild to wild, G-string strips to nude, costumed to GQ, you want to make sure what you are ordering fits the crowd at your party. Some girls want to see it all, some none at all, make sure that you order the type of show that will please everyone. The Game Plan A bachelorette party is about two things; giving the bride-to-be the time of her life, and having a ball. However you decide to plan your party, keep it real and laid back. Remember, it's all just a good time, so chill out, be safe, and have fun.